Q: What is "The Ed and Betsy Show"?

A: "The Ed and Betsy Show " is a place where Ed and Betsy get to show off, share stuff, and communicate with friends, family etc.

Q: What will I experience at "Ed and Betsy Show" ?

A: Depends on your browser type, modem speed, and how well you know Ed and Betsy. The majority of the people that visit this site experience " a warming calm accompanied by a tingling sensation" others say it makes them feel "icky".

Q: Will I need special glasses to experience "The Ed and Betsy Show"?

A: No you will not.

Q: Let's say that after visiting "The Ed and Betsy Show "I happen to bump into Ed and/or Betsy on the street, should I approach them or say anything to them?

A: No! Try to avoid them. They probably don't even like you anyway.

Q: If I'm not satisfied with "The Ed and Betsy Show " or I find out that I am allergic to the show, can I have my money back ?

A: No.

Q: How did you do that ?

A: Do what ?

Q: Where are the restrooms ?

A: Go to the end of the hallway and make a left, it's the third door on the right.

Here is what some recent visitors had to say about "The Ed and Betsy Show" web site:

"It's nice!" Richard Crabgrass- Cranford NJ"

"It's so shiny, I can see myself! " Cris Cruspin - Malibu Beach CA

"I found your site both useful and informative. It has been an incredible aid in my research." Robert "Bob" Jenkins - Sandia Research Labs - Palo Alto, CA

"I don't get it." Gina Tarantino - Bloomfield, NJ

"There is a time and a place for everything." Sandra Beaumont - Centerville, OH

"Why, Why, Why ?" Phil Macracken - Pittsburgh, PA

"I think your web site was creative and showed the most interesting people. Just one thing, there should be more pictures of me." Mark "I'm as cute as buttons" Faris - Chinskin, VA